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Mr T owns Chuck Norris |
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Chuck Norris Owns Mr T |
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ash t World Chat Champion
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Sparks! Sir Tart-a-lot
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Mr T you fooool.. Because he once killed a man just by looking at him |
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Shaun Likes 'em bent
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tatters Exxon Valdez
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I heard Chuck Norris won the Ironman Triathlon with a piano strapped to his back. Along the way he had sex with 59 women and one one man who was quote "bitching about his wife drowning from an orgasm." When he was given the medal, Chuck explained that he was just moving his piano and didn't realize that there was actually a race.
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tatters Exxon Valdez
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You can get T-shirts here https://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781
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Chuck Norris. Mr T pities the fool, Chuck Norris doesn't feel pity, he only punches. |
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WR450_geezer Nobody likes me
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G The Voice of Reason
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Sparks! Sir Tart-a-lot
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flat spot World Chat Champion
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For those naive enough to vote Mr. T. Check out these Chuck Norris facts. Red faces all around I fear. https://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ |
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daz|n00by The Internet
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
roflmao ____________________ "Its Better To Burn Out Than Fade Away!!!!!!" "Lifes a bitch and then you Die"
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daz|n00by The Internet
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Lets face some real facts.
Chuck has been in the war many times and always won.
He has fought Bruce Lee.
He has been a Texas ranger and always got the bad guy.
He also always gets the woman.
Mr T he Fought against Rocky and lost!
He plays soldiers with 3 other men, one is mental, one is old enough to be his dad and the other thinks he is gods gift to women.
He fires 6000 bullets every week at none moving targets and has never hit a thing EVER.
He never gets the woman, he only gets her jewelry.
CHUCK OWNS ALL ____________________ "Its Better To Burn Out Than Fade Away!!!!!!" "Lifes a bitch and then you Die"
"I`m a tool, one with just enough intelligence to know it, just enough spirit to resent it...but not enough backbone to do anything about it. " Siggi 2006 pure class. |
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tatters Exxon Valdez
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He fires 6000 bullets every week at none moving targets and has
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Hence the phase "You been taking shooting leasons off the A-team?"
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Mister James I want to believe!
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I've seen Mr. T in real-life, complete with the gold |
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Mister James I want to believe!
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*impressed* ____________________ >Soultrader Mister James, I bet you are a copper
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"There is no chin behind chuck norris' beard, only another fist" ____________________ Its Not a Melon, Its Clearly a Lime!!
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Old Thread Alert!
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